phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

dick hole

when you don't know whether to call someone a dick or an asshole in a fit of rage

Guy: dude I banged your girl

Guy 2: you're such a dick hole

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013