As rough as a cat's tongue
As rough as a cat's tongue by El Carter December 18, 2008
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House Cat
A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.
House Cat by HomerHatesSalad April 2, 2008
Nyan Cat
A viral video, a meme... It consists of a flying pastry cat and rainbows coming out from "behind".
The song is a random Japanese song... Some people make parodies, such as American Nyan Cat (and play music that fits)...
Tacnayn is the "enemy" of Nyan Cat... The opposite. It's a black waffle cat. The Nyan Cat music is played but only backwards.
It is a viral video and several people have made 3 - 24 hour versions.
NYAN NYAN NYAN!
The song is a random Japanese song... Some people make parodies, such as American Nyan Cat (and play music that fits)...
Tacnayn is the "enemy" of Nyan Cat... The opposite. It's a black waffle cat. The Nyan Cat music is played but only backwards.
It is a viral video and several people have made 3 - 24 hour versions.
NYAN NYAN NYAN!
Jacob listened to Nyan Cat today. He wanted to know why it's cool and why everyone in his school is talking about it.
JACOB: Why is my internet so slow?
SONG STARTS: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!
JACOB: Epic!
The next day... Jacob went to school...
TEACHER: Ummm... Jacob! Why don't you tell the class what you got for number 4?
JACOB: Nyan nyan nyan?
**class laughs
TEACHER: Huh? Please just explain how you got number four and what you got!
JACOB: NYAN!?
TEACHER: This is not a joke! >:(
Explanation: Nyan Cat made Jacob crazy as f*ck.
JACOB: Why is my internet so slow?
SONG STARTS: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!
JACOB: Epic!
The next day... Jacob went to school...
TEACHER: Ummm... Jacob! Why don't you tell the class what you got for number 4?
JACOB: Nyan nyan nyan?
**class laughs
TEACHER: Huh? Please just explain how you got number four and what you got!
JACOB: NYAN!?
TEACHER: This is not a joke! >:(
Explanation: Nyan Cat made Jacob crazy as f*ck.
THE FAT CAT
A term used to describe someone with a an extremely wide and short dong.
Someone who says you have the cat usually says feed it, clean it, or bathe it. Usually someones that's being a douche. Someone who has the fat cat is diliked and usually never scores with a woman. Usually said as "THE CAT" Also see "Brian J." the first victim of THE FAT CAT.
Someone who says you have the cat usually says feed it, clean it, or bathe it. Usually someones that's being a douche. Someone who has the fat cat is diliked and usually never scores with a woman. Usually said as "THE CAT" Also see "Brian J." the first victim of THE FAT CAT.
"FEED THE CAT!"
somone who has the cat getting dome-"Let the paws of the cat play in your mouth and floss your teeth."
"Thats no fair his fat cat was telling him all the answers"
"The fat cat got scared by the anaconda and fleed into the wall."
"feed the cat"
"geeze your cat smells up the whole damn room. CLEAN IT!"
somone who has the cat getting dome-"Let the paws of the cat play in your mouth and floss your teeth."
"Thats no fair his fat cat was telling him all the answers"
"The fat cat got scared by the anaconda and fleed into the wall."
"feed the cat"
"geeze your cat smells up the whole damn room. CLEAN IT!"
THE FAT CAT by Slippery March 2, 2008
murley cat
murley cat by juggernaut bitch May 10, 2006
smack cat
A furry feline friend who enjoys getting the area immediately preceding it's tail whacked much harder than one would imagine enjoyable.
God love him, but Little Marquis was definitely a smack cat, as evidenced by his purring while being given a rather vigorous series of whacks just in front of his tail and then asking for more.
smack cat by maximo hudson June 28, 2009