Definitions by Doomlad

park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

park bench by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Cheney Cat 

Noun- A cat that doesn't really meow or purr, just makes a sort of squawking sound.

I got a Cheney Cat. She's a bitch.

Cheney Cat by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Martha Focker 

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"

Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!

Martha Focker by Doomlad April 8, 2007

short legs 

Adj.- Used to describe either a person or animal as being grossly overweight; morbidly obese. Origin: comes from the appearance that the subject has shorter legs than normal due to their large bulk, either through a trick of the eyes due to the odd proportions, or by low-hanging pockets of fat that cover the tops of the thighs.

My cat has short legs.

She's got short legs.

short legs by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Scoff! 

An expression used to covertly express disgust/disrespect/etc of a passing individual to a friend without alerting or offending the target. Origin- The verb "to scoff," which means "to mock or treat with derision."

Upon passing a female with a reputation of promiscuity.

"Scoff!"

Scoff! by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Caesar Chavez 

1. n. Latin-American labor activist that fought for farm worker's rights in the 60's and 70's.

2. n. The street formerly known as "Army" in San Francisco, where a scene from the "Bullitt" chase was filmed and @ 3rd is a well-known skate spot.

3. n. The Student Center at San Francisco State University.

4. n. A Bay Area holiday (March 30th)

5. adj. A term used to reference anyone of latin decent that stands for a cause, or anyone that fights for farm workers' rights.

Caesar Chavez is my hero.
Meet me at Ceasar Chavez.
Why the f**k didn't I get Caesar Chavez day off!
Who does he think he is, Ceasar freakin Chavez?

Caesar Chavez by Doomlad April 8, 2007