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House Cat

A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.

Chris was unable to go out after work with the guys for a few beers because he was a house cat.

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A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.

Chris was unable to go out after work with the guys for a few beers, because he was a house cat.

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