soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

by Debskelly1985 April 17, 2023

red neck sprinkler

to jump up on a ceiling fan and piss as you go around in circles lol

must be above your sex partner pissing like a lawn sprinkler hanging off of ceiling fan. red neck sprinkler

by milkford von Juggington August 28, 2012

reds apple ale

A real pussys drink tastes like aged piss in a bottle

Hey get me a Reds apple ale , fuck off

by Bob Saget June 23, 2016

Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.

Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation

by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016

Red Rocket Vacuum

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.

Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!

by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016

Boston Red Sox

Since people will be butthurt and will dislike this - I won’t be doin’ much more than this: The worst team in baseball who constantly get crushed in the regular season.

Person 1: Go Boston Red Sox!
Person 2: Oh, you mean those idiots?

by suite pee November 19, 2021

Artificial Red Wings

To shave your tongue to produce blood and performing oral sex on a woman

John went down on his girlfriend after shaving his tongue and called it artificial red wings.

by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010