A branch of Methodists formed by RichardAllen a few years after the Revolutionary War. White methodists no longer wanted to share a church with black Methodists, so we made our own church. A.M.E. stands for African Methodist Episcopalion (or however that's spelled)
My daddy is an A.M.E. pastor at Mother Bethel the first A.M.E. church in the world. It is big and pretty.
a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.
uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"
Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.
Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."
NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!
dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"
other dude: "nah, i couldnt"
dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"
other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."