dick york 

The vomiting associated with a triggered gag reflex while performing fellatio

Brent was so well hung, that attempting to suck him off is almost a guaranteed dick york.

dick york by dinopeptic December 12, 2012

dick crick 

The pain or stiffness you get in your neck from sucking a lot of dick.

"Oh man, I sucked so much dick last night, now I got the dick crick."

dick crick by milky bottoms June 30, 2012

Dick Cheney 

When one surprises a friend by blowing a load in their face.

I met a chick last night and I totally pulled a Dick Cheney all over her face.

Dick Cheney by Wood Chuck M.F. July 7, 2012

Dick Astronaut 

Phrase coined by Philip Defranco.

1. One who boldly sticks his dick in new and adventurous places.
2. One who engages in anal sex.

James: We all know that one guy who's tried anal sex, right?
Patrick: I imagine that guy has to feel like a dick astronaut, he's gone where few men have gone before.

Dick Astronaut by Aldridge517 March 12, 2013

Dick goggles 

Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.

You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.

Dick goggles by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013

Dick sucking Uniform

One single Chopstick used to twist up and hold your hair out of your face and mouth while performing oral sex.

Most importantly The ONLY article of clothing on your body.

....And there she was.... on her knees... ready....with only her dick sucking uniform on...... Amen...

Dick sucking Uniform by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013

dick-mare 

The state of being in a situation in which someone is being a dick and you can;t see any immediate way out of it. Akin to being in a Nightmare.

I was sitting across the table and listening to my brother being a total dick to the waitress. It was a total dick-mare!

dick-mare by Roger Baxter September 14, 2013