cornmeal fart

The state or quality of being very dry or thirsty.
Often used in the vocabulary in eastern Canadians.

"Pawn me soul, I'm dry as a cornmeal fart."

cornmeal fart by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

freckle fart 

a mean name that people call someone who has freckles on his/hers face.mainly foolish children.

girl- excuse me, may i borrow you pen?

boy- no!! get lost youfreckle fart!!

freckle fart by cozza wozza nozza November 26, 2009

cum fart 

when you fart and cum a little in your fresh new boxers.

guy 1: *cum farts*
guy 2: dude why does it smell like that?
guy 1: I accidently cum farted
guy 2: dude that sucks for you.

cum fart by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

Ghost pepper fart party

When someone uses a baster filled with diced ghost chilies to fill their butt with the chillies and dances around the room like a naked ghost spirting ghost chillies on everyone.

Jill inserted the baster and injected the chillies and danced
"Look at me im casper the fire farting ghost" spirt spirt fart spirt
Dave sayed "This ghost pepper fart party is the best"

Ghost pepper fart party by threehundred83 August 17, 2011

pussy blood bubble fart

after fucking a bitch while she's on the rag you pull out she farts out her cunt, blowing a large bubble of blood.

I fucked that bitch so hard, her twat blew a pussy blood bubble fart. I made her pop it with her teeth.

pussy blood bubble fart by Jackson Hole3213 February 1, 2008

Old Fart Mailer 

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

Old Fart Mailer by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

Pistachio Fart

When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina.

Yo Feeney had a MAD pistachio fart.
Yeah i know what a douche.

Pistachio Fart by A Man of Truth August 1, 2010