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the act of having a girl shit diarrhea on your chest then eating peices of whole corn out of it

"damn that birdlady wanted to cornmeal me last night" chris

" ewwww she nasty" ben
"acually I let her" chris"
"ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" ben

cornmeal by birdlove June 11, 2010

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cornmeal fart

The state or quality of being very dry or thirsty.
Often used in the vocabulary in eastern Canadians.

"Pawn me soul, I'm dry as a cornmeal fart."

cornmeal fart by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

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cornmeal vagina

Eating out a vagina while eating Doritos/ captain crunch to camoflauge the taste of straight up vagina

I totally just cornmeal vagina'd this chica. It was sooooo tasty!

cornmeal vagina by klottman13cumtime August 22, 2011

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Reggie Cornmalt

When you shit,piss,jizz in a girls vagina then pour milk in it.

The mans wife wanted to try new things so he gave her a Reggie Cornmalt

Reggie Cornmalt by Christopher H. 1234 December 3, 2006

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Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.

Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing by deanmono & zilla December 28, 2006

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cornealious

elementary school child who has not yet attained a nick name

tell cornealious to meet me and udipidous by the monkey bars after school

cornealious by macaulay April 27, 2008

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corneal

A Dickhead
A nasty ass motherfucker who thinks he's all that but in reality he's not!!!!!!!
A perverted little boy!
A dirty motherfucker who needs to go to church or REHAB!!
A little boy who is ashamed of by his parents!!!

This Kid is a Corneal!!!

corneal by 12345678MM's in my bank accoun October 28, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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