The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.

After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.

The Trump by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026

The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩

Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."

The Trump Touch by J. Tschlottman March 19, 2026

Donald Trump

I'm sorry if my previous definitions have been so wishy washy, but I think I have now made up my mind about this man. I used to hate Trump as I was more liberal when I was younger, and as I got older, I grew more conservative and I initially supported Trump for the 2024 presidential election, but I lost support towards him at the end of February due to the illegal war in Iran. I could half understand why he destroyed their nuclear facilities last year, but starting a full-scale war is way too rough handed in my eyes, and it is not only affecting Iran and the US, but it is affecting jobs in many other countries in Europe which send out exports to the Middle East. I honestly believe he will make the same mistake as George Bush in the 2000s and put the USA and much of the world in another economic recession.

Donald Trump is just way too old to be president. 2016 Trump and 2026 Trump are like 2 different men, and it saddens me to see such a drastic turn in his cognition.

Donald Trump by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

"Godfather" Trump

Our mafia-boss president. Hey, his first name even IS "Don".

Our puffed-up "Godfather" Trump commander-in-chief tried to stage a very-poorly-EXECUTED (if you'll pardon da morbid pun there) "attempt to bump him off by one of his own underlings", but few people actually believed it was a real assassination attempt, especially after learning dat multiple witnesses saw da alleged gunman getting into targeting-position on da nearby roof, but law-enforcement did nothing to stop him.

"Godfather" Trump by QuacksO April 20, 2026

Donald Trump

Dictator of USA

Thinks that Canada, Greenland, Venezuela, and Iran are states of America

McDonald Trumpet

Oh, it’s Donald Trump!
heads in the opposite direction

Donald Trump by Diagonal Gracias April 26, 2026

Donald Trump Has a Small Penis

It’s rhetorical satire—critiquing behavior viewed as dishonest and insecure, not making a literal or physical claim, although possible and probably.

Donald Trump has a small penis, and JD Vance is a bottom

Donald Trump Has a Small Penis by Nicksterguy May 2, 2026

Donald Trump

(born 1946) 45th and 47th president of the United States.

Either the greatest person in the world, or the worst. There is no middle ground with anyone.

Donald Trump is literally the devil and should go to hell | Donald Trump is literally Jesus Christ and will save the world

Donald Trump by shit, the crayon consumer May 20, 2026