thunder monkey 

A small hairy individual who always has to be at the center of a social gathering

look at that little hairy bastard, he's a proper thunder monkey.

thunder monkey by Richard Cashmore September 17, 2003

Thunder Truck 

Pointless large Ford F-350 truck that charges on a half mile of extension cord, and gets 40 miles to the charge. This truck is located in East Bangor, PA.

Capital Auto Parts has a giant truck (Thunder Truck) that moves scrap around in the junk yard.

Thunder Truck by Perxion January 16, 2009

Thunder Beak 

When man and girl get together to and proceed to start having intercourse. The man will then take out his penis and shove it up her nose and go in and out until his baby yoghurt flies up into her nostril.

In any situation, if this does not work, then man should start to get a blow job, and before he drops a load, stick it into her nose and let if fly loose.

Some noses may be tough to fit it in. But if you just stretch it, you should be alright.

man:
D00d!! last night, me and that girl totally got together, i gave her a wicked thunder beak. She said it was brutal.
Friend:
dood that is insane!! you gotta try to hook me up with a girl so i can thunder beak her.

Thunder Beak by iJustFuckedYourNose April 11, 2009

Thunder Tweeting 

When a twitter user tweets multiple times without any disruption. The tweets can be on any sort of topic and completely unrelated, but must be sent back-to-back without any other twitter follower tweeting in-between. Thunder tweeters are not typically well received by people who subscribe to their tweets via text messaging because they can quickly clog up ones inbox and easily annoy the receiver. But thunder tweeting can also quickly get the attention of the twitter community if used effectively.

The origin of the term Thunder tweeting is taken from a misunderstanding in a topic that involved the Oklahoma City Thunder Basketball team.

Twitter User: What's good?

... 30 seconds later....

Twitter User: Off to work and then hitting the gym

... 18 seconds later....

Twitter User: Should have made some coffee this morning.

Multiple tweets in a short span of time = Thunder Tweeting

Thunder Tweeting by Thunder Tweeter November 22, 2009

Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey 

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

Thunder punch 

A type of punch Bruce Lee invented usually reserved for the lower extremities of a man -- the junk.

Ex A.
Dude, you are being an ass, I'm totally going to thunder punch you in the junk.

Ex B.
Zombie Bruce Lee: Hyahhhhh!!!!11!!!1 (punch)

Me: Fuck, Bruce Lee's motherfucking zombie just gave me the thunder punch. Now I have ball hurt.

Thunder punch by Bubalzibubba March 20, 2008

Thunder Thighs

Really fat thighs that have super gross dimples and wrinkles or "cellulite" and jiggle in every single direction possible and clapping together which makes them jiggle even more, causing extreme hatrid toward the fat ass for having such fuckin gross thighs which explode with every fuckin step. Thighs of this size are known to cause extreme damage to any chairs and make you laugh really hard.

Dude: dude check out that ladies thighs!
Other dude: JESUS CHRIST THOSE ARE THUNDER THIGHS!

Thunder Thighs by Dev B. November 7, 2006