Baby Toucher

A person who places his/her fingers where babies make bathroom fun.

1)You damn baby toucher, if I ever catch you touching my son in his cornhole again I will eat your face.
2)Charles Dickens

by D Money October 22, 2003

pee pee touch

This is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for sex.

Man: I'll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.

Stripper: Fuck no!

Man: How bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch

by zarreff March 20, 2010

touch you

An original sound track of an anime titled Yachirin Bitch Club or as known as Yaribu. The song is singed by the voice actors of the character.
See also: Yachirin Bitch Club

I'm in the mood for some upbeat song, Alexa play Touch You

by YourGayCousin69420 October 29, 2020

Thoughts and prayers

When you hear about a tragedy that is not affecting you at all but you still have to act like you care so you say "Thoughts and prayers" to pretend you actually give one shit.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the boat that sink the other day with four families?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"

by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

I thought you knew

heard in pockets of the southern US: an affirmation; agreement; inferrance of common knowledge... usually accompanied with a hair toss, whether or not there is hair to actually toss... expletives can be added to show emphasis or anger

"Everyone here wants to do you, Angie"
"I thought you knew, honey!"

"Donita knows not to mess wit yo man since you pulled her wig off and smacked her with yo heel!!"
"Thought you muthafuckin-GOTdamn knew!"

by cactus614 April 15, 2005

Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.

Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!

by WavedBrute July 21, 2011