Inspector Brackenried: Why where these children all home alone without chaperones?
Detective Murdoch: Teeners sir
Inspector Brackenried: What?
Detective Murdoch: They are not Children, not yet adults, They're teeners
Detective Murdoch: Teeners sir
Inspector Brackenried: What?
Detective Murdoch: They are not Children, not yet adults, They're teeners
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Steven asked god why he suffered so and god looked upon and had one and only one response, "teehee", that's why.
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teigen…. how do i say this. teigen is the most beautiful girl i have ever met in my life. her eyes are the purest; just looking into them makes me want to get lost. she’s super insecure about herself and thinks she’s ugly, when in reality every time i see her it’s like im looking at an angel. she has so many problems with her parents and even though it’s been hard, it’s made her into the most caring abs thoughtful person. she tends to overthink a lot about everything, even though she’s don’t nothing wrong. her hair is so smooth and silky, her eyes are the perfect shade of ocean blue. her skin is softer than silk, her face the resemblance of absolute beauty. teigen is someone who i could look hours at and never find any flaw about her. - a
brodie- “oh my god… who is that girl?”
grace- “oh, that’s teigen. she’s so fucking beautiful, right? i literally could look at her for hours.”
brodie- “she’s so beautiful that sunflowers turn to her because they think she’s their sun.”
grace- “dude… that was like.. for real so poetic.”
grace- “oh, that’s teigen. she’s so fucking beautiful, right? i literally could look at her for hours.”
brodie- “she’s so beautiful that sunflowers turn to her because they think she’s their sun.”
grace- “dude… that was like.. for real so poetic.”
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One of, if not the most majestic man of all time. Taegen is an absolute magnet for pussy. The difference from the name Taegen and teagan, Is that teagan is a name for little bitches. Meanwhile, Taegen is a name only worthy the strongest and god like men. Taegen’s are usually very funny, extremely intelligent, charismatic, majestic, and have beautiful thick brown hair. Another characteristic of someone named Taegen is that their penis is absolutely massive. Every time someone with the name Taegen whips their cock out, there is a glowing golden aura around it.
Person #1: “Man, I wish I was like Taegen.”
Person #2: “I know dude, he’s an absolute legend.”
Person #3: “Not to glaze or anything, but if Taegen was here right now I’d start sucking his dick.”
Person #2: “I know dude, he’s an absolute legend.”
Person #3: “Not to glaze or anything, but if Taegen was here right now I’d start sucking his dick.”
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