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Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.
Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.
by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022
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stockinged

If someone is in their stockinged feet, they are wearing socks, tights, or stockings, but no shoes.
literary
He tip-toed to the door in his stockinged feet.
by Hello World Michael Abishek September 21, 2022
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Stocking stuffer

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022
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Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock
My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.
by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023
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Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm
"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"
by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023
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sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023
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Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
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