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splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.
You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.
by mango070 March 17, 2008
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Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.
Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.
by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004
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Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.
Whatch this babe!

*Shplat*

Ewwww!
by Trey December 9, 2003
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spling

Originates from the recent place factory incident. Spling is a word used to describe a quizmonkey, usually found in the depths of garden centres along the beach. A spling can be purchased for around £70 from your local chin store, and usually come with a free nobshock or chinstrap.
Hey Chad, look at my spling!
by Jono Green February 3, 2005
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slinger wisconsin

a small place in wisconsin home to quite some characters. including the infamous milkmen society. hartford is frowned upon here for their lack of everything. (i.e. they're dumb, smelly, fat, the list goes on) slinger is undoubtedly better. there is nothing to do here. nothing. nothing. nothing. except the internet which keeps all us highschoolers entertained. when we're not trying to avoid hartford's drool.
Guy 1: Where you going?
Guy 2: Slinger Wisconsin. Hartford's waaay too gay.
Guy 1: So true.
Guy 2: Yup. Lets go hang with the cool people.
by Bethoni February 21, 2011
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Spinge

watching a series in its entirety. Binging on a series in one sitting.
It's so hot out today, I'm going to spinge on black mirror in the air conditioning.
by Dee Nah January 2, 2017
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Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)
''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'
by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011
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