Shitty Shake Down

To Excrete Fescies During Sexual Intercourse While Your Partner Is Experiencing A Seizure.

John Arrived At His Girlfriends House with a strobe light and three bran muffins.Before the night was over he knew his girlfriend would be the proud recepient of a Shitty Shake Down.

by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009

shitty hitler

Its when you smear shit on your upper lip resembling hitler's mustache.

I gave this bitch a shitty hitler last night and she freaked out for some reason

by char88 January 18, 2009

shitty little cunt

a person of such low substance and intellect that the word cunt or any combination of using the word cunt does not qualify.

i was going to marry that shitty little cunt until she ran off and fucked one of my best friends right before moving in with him.

by slapnuts208 August 9, 2009

Shitty Finger Wipe

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.

My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014

shitty man

A man who assumes everything the wrong way without Knowing all the facts.

I was on the phone with my dad when my husband assumed (being a Shitty man) I had a boyfriend.

by Mickey Martinez May 7, 2018

shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.

Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."

by gigglesmagee October 9, 2009

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006