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scat

Something people shout at cats in an attempt to scare them off.
Something that cats use to get back at people who shout "scat" at them
I saw a stray cat out in my yard so i screamed SCAT at it. Next time i went out i found it had rubbed its shit all over my patio. Guess it was my fault for suggesting it
by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018
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profile scatman

A person who has a pile of crap on their profile on any social networking site, such as facebook or myspace, and who simply likes it being there.

Thematically, though not ltierally, related to scatman
"What's this? An IQ test? Who's hawt? Are You Interested? Pictures of frozen beans? This guys a total profile scatman!"
by John Parry January 3, 2008
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Scatman Crothers

A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease.

Scatman Crothers originated in the fields of Illinois. It is believed a young couple was fornicating in the field when the symptoms first appeared. They died instantly...the very next day.

Symptoms include telepathic abilities, stiff neck, nausea, the need to clean kitchens, picking locks, watching horrible Mark Walberg films, itching, eating socks, emitting the smell of cilantro, severe heartburn, and death. There currently is no cure for Scatman Crothers.
by gloober84 March 8, 2009
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National Scat play day

March 28th is the day of scat. Anal from sun up to sun down. Partners are enabled with no boundary scat permissions. Get shitty.
“Oh shit, tomorrow is national scat play day.”
You better clean that asshole girl don’t you know tomorrow is national scat play day !”
by Clo green March 27, 2019
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scat-man

Somebody who dances with their feet on fire in a business suit.
Tim Robbin's feet have spilled gasoline on them. A spider crawls down his shirt, he gets out of the car. He jumps up and down and steps on a match in the road. At once, his feet become a flame, and he's dancing.
by ScottiesRules September 23, 2004
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scatman

The black guy who inevitably dies first in movies. The word has nothing to do with fecal matter; it honors Scatman Crothers, the actor who is killed first in "The Shining".
Oh shit! Scatman took an ax in the torso!
by brunsack January 11, 2008
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Scatman

1. Someone who scats while having sex. Scat used here means a fast rapping of meaningless words

2. Someone who has sex with the Debbie willingly. Called a Scatman because the only known person to ever have had sex with the Debbie was a scatman.
1. Me: Dude, I think your parents are having sex and one of them's scatting!
You: Yeah I know, my dad's a scatman
-Then we hear "scatabaddabeddabettadebado I'M THE SCATMAN"-
Me: You need to ask him to stop doing that, it's creepy

2. Somehow, Pete turned out to be a Scatman. I feel bad for anyone who has ever been friends with him
by Nick Chiasson November 16, 2007
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