mandatorysodomy's definitions

Gay

A vague but positive word that can be used to refer to anything.

"Gay hat, man"
"Thanks, i just got it today. Wanna get a drink?"
"Sure, lets go to that bar, people tell me its a gay bar."
"Lets invite your friends, theyre pretty gay."
"Good idea. This day is turning out to be really gay."

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

Crush

A tight pen used to keep cattle immobile while they receive injections etc.

Girl :"Heres a picture of my crush"
Farmer: "I think youre showing me the wrong picture, thats just a boy. My crush is in the barn"
Girl: "Can i meet her?"
Farmer: "Is there someone who should be looking after you or something?"

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

Ugliful

When a girl is beautiful but something in her facial expressions reveal the ugly soul within

That girl is hot to trot!
You fool, cant you see shes ugliful?

by mandatorysodomy May 22, 2018

Potpan Wok

Chinese version of Peter Pan.

Close windows tonight, keep out Potpan Wok.

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

Chumbawamics

A measurement of a persons ability to get back up again once they have been knocked down.

I have high Chumbawamics. I get knocked down but I get up again.

by mandatorysodomy December 17, 2017

scat

Something people shout at cats in an attempt to scare them off.
Something that cats use to get back at people who shout "scat" at them

I saw a stray cat out in my yard so i screamed SCAT at it. Next time i went out i found it had rubbed its shit all over my patio. Guess it was my fault for suggesting it

by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018

Moth

Pretty in pictures, annoying from a distance, scary up close.

1 oh look, a moth. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH its in my face!

2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.

by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018