10 definitions by mandatorysodomy
When you have long hair and one of them somehow detaches from your head and gets stuck between the lower cheeks. When you take a shit you will notice that the hair has somehow not only remained attached to your arse, it has become attached to a piece of shit too, anchoring it to your behind. Woe betide the luckless person who doesnt notice the shit crane in time and ends up dragging the shit out of the toilet when they check the paper.
by mandatorysodomy December 11, 2017
by mandatorysodomy December 17, 2017
by mandatorysodomy April 5, 2018
1 oh look, a moth. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH its in my face!
2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.
2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.
by mandatorysodomy March 19, 2018
Girl :"Heres a picture of my crush"
Farmer: "I think youre showing me the wrong picture, thats just a boy. My crush is in the barn"
Girl: "Can i meet her?"
Farmer: "Is there someone who should be looking after you or something?"
Farmer: "I think youre showing me the wrong picture, thats just a boy. My crush is in the barn"
Girl: "Can i meet her?"
Farmer: "Is there someone who should be looking after you or something?"
by mandatorysodomy January 17, 2018
by mandatorysodomy January 17, 2018
"Gay hat, man"
"Thanks, i just got it today. Wanna get a drink?"
"Sure, lets go to that bar, people tell me its a gay bar."
"Lets invite your friends, theyre pretty gay."
"Good idea. This day is turning out to be really gay."
"Thanks, i just got it today. Wanna get a drink?"
"Sure, lets go to that bar, people tell me its a gay bar."
"Lets invite your friends, theyre pretty gay."
"Good idea. This day is turning out to be really gay."
by mandatorysodomy January 17, 2018