Crush

A tight pen used to keep cattle immobile while they receive injections etc.

Girl :"Heres a picture of my crush"
Farmer: "I think youre showing me the wrong picture, thats just a boy. My crush is in the barn"
Girl: "Can i meet her?"
Farmer: "Is there someone who should be looking after you or something?"

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

scat

Something people shout at cats in an attempt to scare them off.
Something that cats use to get back at people who shout "scat" at them

I saw a stray cat out in my yard so i screamed SCAT at it. Next time i went out i found it had rubbed its shit all over my patio. Guess it was my fault for suggesting it

by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018

Ugliful

When a girl is beautiful but something in her facial expressions reveal the ugly soul within

That girl is hot to trot!
You fool, cant you see shes ugliful?

by mandatorysodomy May 22, 2018

go with the flow

When your girlfriend/wife is on her period but youre both too drunk/horny/repulsive to care so you have sex anyway.

Last valentines day my girlfriend was on her period, so we planned to have a quiet night in, but after two bottles of wine we just decided to go with the flow

by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018

Gay

A vague but positive word that can be used to refer to anything.

"Gay hat, man"
"Thanks, i just got it today. Wanna get a drink?"
"Sure, lets go to that bar, people tell me its a gay bar."
"Lets invite your friends, theyre pretty gay."
"Good idea. This day is turning out to be really gay."

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

Potpan Wok

Chinese version of Peter Pan.

Close windows tonight, keep out Potpan Wok.

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

boregasm

Boregasm happens when a man is masturbating or having sex and for some reason the stimulation stops just in time to prevent the orgasmic feelings, but not soon enough to stop ejaculation. Unless you are a zealot who believes that all pleasure is a sin but procreation is a must, this is a situation that is best avoided.

Nice timing mum, i said keep out of my room when im reading. You gave me a boregasm you bitch.

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018