1) when all of the sudden you are hard...
2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!
3) when a black man touches you
4) when a jew finds a penny
5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth
6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)
2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!
3) when a black man touches you
4) when a jew finds a penny
5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth
6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)
#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?
Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!
#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!
Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!
#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?
Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!
#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!
Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!
#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!
by @xtylerryanx January 08, 2012
by razzizzle October 22, 2009
John: "I love how Caitlin is super random..."
Emily: "It's cause she's a Quiet Random...she picks and chooses when she wants to be random."
Emily: "It's cause she's a Quiet Random...she picks and chooses when she wants to be random."
by arejayson May 15, 2011
The random hour is when you suddenly feel the urge to say something with complete randomness, at no specific time,
to no one in specific.
After the random hour has passed, and you have said something random, you will feel normal again.
to no one in specific.
After the random hour has passed, and you have said something random, you will feel normal again.
Person1: It's gonna be crazy..
Person2: what is? :b
Person1: CRAZEY!
Person2: Dude xD
Person1:CRAAAAAAAAZEY!
Person2:Duuuuude!!! xD Chiiiill o:
Person1: Random hour O:
Person2: what is? :b
Person1: CRAZEY!
Person2: Dude xD
Person1:CRAAAAAAAAZEY!
Person2:Duuuuude!!! xD Chiiiill o:
Person1: Random hour O:
by RandomHourGuy December 20, 2012
kissing, having sex or fooling around with people you barely know. no strings attached. used on facebook.com as an option for what you're looking for.
That one guy's picture was hot, and I usually see him in the elevator, so I wrote him a message that he should hit me up for some random play.
by Jane100000 October 13, 2005
by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004
Celebrating a team that you have no connection to.
Inexplicable devotion to a particular sports team.
Inexplicable devotion to a particular sports team.
Bryan hearts Oregon football, but that is completely random fandom. He's such a frontrunning queer.
Buzz has never been to Detroit, but he would suck the filling out of Miguel Cabrera's donut. His random fandom for the Tigers is that strong.
Buzz has never been to Detroit, but he would suck the filling out of Miguel Cabrera's donut. His random fandom for the Tigers is that strong.
by Yummy Tummysticks February 28, 2011