1) when all of the sudden you are hard...
2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!
3) when a black man touches you
4) when a jew finds a penny
5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth
6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)
2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!
3) when a black man touches you
4) when a jew finds a penny
5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth
6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)
#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?
Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!
#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!
Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!
#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?
Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!
#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!
Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!
#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!
by @xtylerryanx January 8, 2012
Get the random bonermug. The random hour is when you suddenly feel the urge to say something with complete randomness, at no specific time,
to no one in specific.
After the random hour has passed, and you have said something random, you will feel normal again.
to no one in specific.
After the random hour has passed, and you have said something random, you will feel normal again.
Person1: It's gonna be crazy..
Person2: what is? :b
Person1: CRAZEY!
Person2: Dude xD
Person1:CRAAAAAAAAZEY!
Person2:Duuuuude!!! xD Chiiiill o:
Person1: Random hour O:
Person2: what is? :b
Person1: CRAZEY!
Person2: Dude xD
Person1:CRAAAAAAAAZEY!
Person2:Duuuuude!!! xD Chiiiill o:
Person1: Random hour O:
by RandomHourGuy December 20, 2012
Get the Random hourmug. John: "I love how Caitlin is super random..."
Emily: "It's cause she's a Quiet Random...she picks and chooses when she wants to be random."
Emily: "It's cause she's a Quiet Random...she picks and chooses when she wants to be random."
by arejayson June 9, 2011
Get the Quiet Randommug. by razzizzle October 21, 2009
Get the Random shoemug. kissing, having sex or fooling around with people you barely know. no strings attached. used on facebook.com as an option for what you're looking for.
That one guy's picture was hot, and I usually see him in the elevator, so I wrote him a message that he should hit me up for some random play.
by Jane100000 July 21, 2008
Get the random playmug. 1. Any individual in a group selected with as equal a chance as everyone else
2. A certain individual who perceives themselves as being random, whether it be about their thoughts, their personality, their actions, or just everything about them. They decide what to do based on what they know and want, but not what must be done. This could range to anything from collecting magnesium rocks for powering their secret underground robot servant facility, to eating a Cheeto off another man's shoulder.
2. A certain individual who perceives themselves as being random, whether it be about their thoughts, their personality, their actions, or just everything about them. They decide what to do based on what they know and want, but not what must be done. This could range to anything from collecting magnesium rocks for powering their secret underground robot servant facility, to eating a Cheeto off another man's shoulder.
by RandomGuy2011 March 5, 2015
Get the Random Guymug. by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004
Get the awesome randomnessmug.