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Old Agoura

The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.
"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1
by plus-size albert November 28, 2020
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Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.
by old man December 9, 2003
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old pal

A grower that smokes you out and/or gives you weed. Usually someone you've known for awhile or became friends through mutuals, a good old pal to have, indeed.
Person: have you tried do-si-do?
Person: ya I got an 'old pal' that gave me some last week!
by AnOldPal July 16, 2020
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The Old Wycombiensian

A manoeuvre whereby a learned gentleman tucks a formal shirt into a pair of grey slacks on behalf of another (traditionally, but not exclusively, a scholar) while also inserting one or multiple digits into his anal cavity and twisting ferociously
The grey haired man gave me The Old Wycombiensian yesterday. It felt nice but everyone laughed at me and put the video on Snapchat
by Dave Marshers August 10, 2021
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hella old

How old bryan is
by Manoftheworld99 June 17, 2017
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Old Sport

by melonester January 14, 2023
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Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.
Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023
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