morbidly obese

a guy weighing over 100 kilograms(220.462 pounds for you americans). Could be a guy or a girl, most likely a word to describe your substitute gym teacher

Sub Gym teacher: greetings maggots im your gym teacher for today men
Class: *whispers among selves* That dude is morbidly obese!

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi August 12, 2015

Conor Oberst

The guy that belongs with Lexi

awe! That couple is so conor and Lexi

by Bob March 22, 2005

Obese

Adjective- Total massive awesomeness

"Wow Man That pitch was Obese."
"This is a pretty Obese day."

by Nosaj the one and only BITCH April 12, 2009

OBESE

Going to far while insulting others or overly indulging in the act of making someone feel bad.

being-an-ass, being-a-bitch, fucked-up, a-low-blow

Guy 1: God Damn! your a fucking ugly whore. You'd be lucky to be called a brown-bag-special. If I was drunk and let you suck my dick I'd probably have to cut it off afterward!

Girl: *cries*

Guy 2: Dude, that was OBESE!

by Louis*aka Masta Killa* February 15, 2008

Obese The Prophet

a white rapper/producer from Portland, ME

Bro have you heard the new Obese The Prophet album on iTunes?? Buy it!!!

by ObeseTheProphet February 7, 2010

obesitize

To grow immensely, ridiculously fat. Often occurs after overdosing on coffee and regurgitating it, followed by ice cream binge eating.

"You're going to get fat. And then you're going to die."

"Oh gracious! I dont want to obesitize!"

by grammarqueen April 8, 2010

obestaphille

A person sexually attracted to and/or has sex with fat people.

Man Georges girlfriends are always so fat he is such a obestaphille.

by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011