Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.

Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)

by Lee Hughes January 18, 2009

Midwest Fog Monster

Farting while walking

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.

by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010

My Singing Monsters

My Singing Monsters is a mobile game made in 2012 by Big Blue Bubble. My Singing Monsters is a game where you can breed, feed and listen to the monsters sing.

My Singing Monsters is so popular!

by Iampotato9749 May 8, 2023

Monstablokaz

A music label that represents Raptile. This label is normally shout out after the first few seconds of the song.

ALT DEFINITON: A gang or group that owns a side of town. i.e. owning more than one block

We got dis whole side of town we def be monstablokaz

by cDimes June 30, 2008

Monstafarian

A subset of African Americans, typically Afro-punks, who have a passion for horror, monster movies, props and other accoutrements that would lend them to an Addams Family type lifestyle. The typical monstafarian studies fear-reactions and spends time devising ways to make other people uncomfortable. They are extremely rare yet very interesting if encountered.

Have you met Giant Jim? He's a Monstafarian with the skull-beads in his dreads.

by Negro Frankenstein December 25, 2010

moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb

by dudespace01 September 7, 2015

Lewd monsta

A female who is so lewd and lecherous that everything they do, no matter how simple or mundane the task may be, they find a way to make it highly erotic and sexual.

Leo: "Dude that new girl Ava is such a lewd monsta. I saw her writing a paper and it was so hot."
Chad: "Damn I could use a lewd monsta like that!"

by thesultanofgrip October 23, 2023