left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

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Left over steak

Going back in after your buddy was already in.

My best friend pefers my left over steak rather than fresh steak. Who knew.

by Back Door Val November 8, 2017

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Left handedness

The hardest thing in the world to overcome. Simple tasks like using scissors and holding a coffee mug are extremely difficult to adapt to. Left handed people always smear their writing when using a pen. Lefties hit the binding in notebooks, making it hard to do something as simple as taking notes. Lefties also have this keen sense to recognize other lefties on things such as TV shows, or presentations of some sort. Most lefties cannot knit, crosche, or sow due to lack of other left handed people who can do such things. Though rare and hard to handle, lefties are impressive people.

His left handedness must be hard to cope with

by Myahsaurus Rex June 20, 2018

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