A lazy person who does nothing and not willing to do anything rather than keeping their noise-cancellation headphones on.
by Samooooooo October 21, 2020
Get the Lazy Gagamug. Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013
Get the lazy energymug. When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
by kid cuisine February 8, 2019
Get the Productively Lazymug. It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
Get the Working Lazymug. The Lazy Leak is only seen in the morning or night in a guys bathroom. when your to tired to stand at a urinal or a toilet bowl, you can take a Lazy Leak by leaning on the wall and catchin a nap while you piss. simple as that.
guy 1- dude where the hell have you been
guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal
guy 1- oh word, how was it
guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had
guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal
guy 1- oh word, how was it
guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had
by fxguy June 14, 2011
Get the Lazy Leakmug. When engaging in anal sex (with a latinx for full cultural correlation) but you are to slothfull to trek to the store for lubricant, instead opting to use whatever jelly or pie filling you have available as a substitute.
The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.
For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.
WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.
For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.
WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
"Yea, Jane finally wanted to try anal last night, but none of us wanted to put clothes back on to go buy lube, so we found a can of apple pie filling and gave her a lazy churro."
by Lazy Churro November 7, 2023
Get the Lazy Churromug. When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”
When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.
by lablanca December 28, 2019
Get the Lazy Smurfmug.