Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”
When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.
by lablanca December 28, 2019
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Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.
I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!
by lablanca December 02, 2010
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