klendau

anything who sucks penis alot, usually to give you aids(michelle S)

"ooo i had the greatest night with a klendau, she gave me aids tho"

by steve and scott June 23, 2004

kleenex mansize

a man who is still justa boi, treating ladys bad,i.e ,shouting abuse at them infront of hes mates to look big, but really he isnt! and has a small box! and would need a tissue if she shouted back, or came close ,because hes really scared of her, because shes too much of a lady really

Boi shouts,"hey you sket, what are you looking at?"or "you skank",dirty rat"!!!lady just replys"shut up kleenex mansize"!!nuff sed and she walks off smiling!!

by mynameisnotearl January 25, 2009

kleengex

this is when the last two kleenex in the box stick together

"Don't worry, i have a kleenex for you. Mine was a kleengex.

by dennispt June 6, 2009

Keinath

Surname of German origination, that is almost always mispronounced as well as misspelled. Due to all of the foresaid facts, anyone with this last name would be stupid not to change it. That and only female Keinaths are super hot while the males tend to enjoy the occasional donkey punch.

"Hey mister, what's your last name?"
"Keinath."
"Want a donkey punch?"
"I'd love one!"

by your mom212 September 25, 2009

klen

clean the car when being drunk
an order to clean the car when being drunk

klen v.
a klenic or car klenners (n.)
klenical (adj.)
klen your car

klen yourself

by iowanian1 February 11, 2010

kleeing it

when a male goes to a party specifally for alcohol and/or drugs and purposely neglects opposite sex.

John: "you trying to get some bitches tonight?"
Erik: "nahhhh yo im kleeing it."
John: "Werd. mad ugly bitches"

by j buons May 15, 2010

klengenbird

Klengenbird can be defined as a male who is incapable of smiling from both sides of his mouth; or as a male who is just a dick.

Ex: damn girl did u see that dude? Hahahaha hes the ultimate klengenbird. That smile doe.

by Codered May 20, 2014