When you go swimming with shorts on and you get out of the pool and your shorts are molded to your dick
by La Timmy billy June 22, 2011
A 'Frosty Johnson' is a mountaineer term to describe the chilling of the male's private area due to the cold temperatures in the mountains.
by Johnny "Frosty" Johnson November 01, 2009
1.Two of anything,usually occurring very close to one another.
2. Two gigs in one day or consecutive days
3. Getting a double kill in Call of Duty
2. Two gigs in one day or consecutive days
3. Getting a double kill in Call of Duty
by L T Smash April 25, 2011
A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.
In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..
by The Realist NY August 04, 2009
by Rory June 19, 2006