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fluid transparency

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020
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Fluid farewell

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.
The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".
by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020
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fludubbled

fludubbled means surprised in a funny way. Like you almost gag when being fludubbled. surprised but grossed out but funny at the same time
say, Oliver tree was fludubbled when his friend explained to him how oral sex was done
by mbmbammbmbam November 9, 2020
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fludmorph

A word to describe something that isn’t real/fiction.
Person 1: “I believe in Bigfoot.”
Person 2: “Bigfoot is nothing but a fludmorph.”
by DrakoTheDragon November 21, 2020
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Fluid goose

Person 1: let’s have fluid goose person 2: yess I haven’t got jerked off by feet in werks
by Poopystain65 December 4, 2020
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Fluid

Homogenous Substance

Unity of Matter (Sublation of Spatiality; negativity) and Spatiality, Pure Extension.

Fluids are the sublation of the virtual-actual continuum (the immediate relation between Space and Matter, the latter being itself nothing but the relation between Space and Matter; this relation is essentially irreducible).

Substances are infinite considering that they are the first sublation of Spatiality. Given this, we may also posit that the Fluid is the only substance whose infinitude has a certain connection with the finitude of Space.
The Fluid is the relation between Finitude and Infinitude
by endomorphosis January 10, 2021
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