Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
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Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
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The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".
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Unity of Matter (Sublation of Spatiality; negativity) and Spatiality, Pure Extension.
Fluids are the sublation of the virtual-actual continuum (the immediate relation between Space and Matter, the latter being itself nothing but the relation between Space and Matter; this relation is essentially irreducible).
Substances are infinite considering that they are the first sublation of Spatiality. Given this, we may also posit that the Fluid is the only substance whose infinitude has a certain connection with the finitude of Space.
Unity of Matter (Sublation of Spatiality; negativity) and Spatiality, Pure Extension.
Fluids are the sublation of the virtual-actual continuum (the immediate relation between Space and Matter, the latter being itself nothing but the relation between Space and Matter; this relation is essentially irreducible).
Substances are infinite considering that they are the first sublation of Spatiality. Given this, we may also posit that the Fluid is the only substance whose infinitude has a certain connection with the finitude of Space.
The Fluid is the relation between Finitude and Infinitude
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