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A dumb ass that doesnt understand what to do when you them to. often used with the adjective "fuckin"
Steve: Go ask that bitch to go out with you!

Max: No. What if she says no?

Steve: Your a fuckin flude!
flude by non-flude guy November 2, 2008
Related Words
"I'm seeing Sarah today"
"Dude! That girl has a NASTY flude!"
flude by ThatHouseGirl April 8, 2010
the fetish, of having prolonged sexual intercourse with items of food
i made sweet flude to a doughnut and still had enough energy left to do a quiche!
flude by luke wuheeler March 10, 2007

Flugeldufel 

A lever meant for raising or lower a german Nazi submarine
It says "Flugeldufel"

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Flugeldufel by SamusAranon July 1, 2012

Fluent Trickle 

The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.

As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
Me and my daddy were going to go shopping today, but instead he forced me to do the Fluent Trickle
Fluent Trickle by LE HENTAI November 17, 2016

Gym-fluencer 

A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.
Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.

Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
Gym-fluencer by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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