flude

A dumb ass that doesnt understand what to do when you them to. often used with the adjective "fuckin"

Steve: Go ask that bitch to go out with you!

Max: No. What if she says no?

Steve: Your a fuckin flude!

by non-flude guy November 2, 2008

flude

Slang term for the female genitalia...

"I'm seeing Sarah today"
"Dude! That girl has a NASTY flude!"

by ThatHouseGirl April 8, 2010

flude

the fetish, of having prolonged sexual intercourse with items of food

i made sweet flude to a doughnut and still had enough energy left to do a quiche!

by luke wuheeler March 10, 2007

Flude

To go down on (perform oral sex on) a woman.

Fluding is the act of 'licking out' a girl.

Derived from RUGworld (formally 'Flude Carpets')

"I fluded Lucy last night"
"Hey can you flude me?"
"We totally spent the day fluding"
"In the mood for a flude"

by Petal Hipkiss January 25, 2013

Fluding

Adj-when you shart too much and overlow the toliet
Flude tooting

Did you here Josh fluding the toliet? It ran into the hallway

by Pinkfox98 September 5, 2019