Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)
“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob
“Right…”
by Michelleica_0811 November 24, 2021
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Jessica is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.
Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man
by Rooooooooooot66 January 19, 2017
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Jessica is an amazing friend, one of the best you’ll come across. A Jessica is brave, smart, loyal, kind, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Jessica is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Jessica’s is a truely awesome person
1: woah who is that awesome person over there!
2: oh that’s Jessica
1: she’s so awesome
by Brax240 December 15, 2020
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A friendly, funny, kind person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's the weirdest person you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the bestest friend you will find
Hey do you know that Jessica girl?
Ya she's really nice and super weird.
Yeah I really want to be her friend.
by Tapatony May 16, 2017
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An extremely beautiful girl that is super smart, funny and classy ,but is never too classy to roast your ass when needed be. If you do something shady to a Jessica she will remember you and will get your shady ass back when you least expect it and call it even. They are very sweet loving individuals to a certain extent. They know which ones that deserve their sweet side and they know which ones deserve their dark side. Don't take a Jessica for granted! You will regret it. If you date a Jessica your family will forever remember her and ask and talk to you and your new wife daily about her. Karma is Jessica's best friend, they get lit together, so again beware what you do to a Jessica!
Damn! That girl is so gorgeous, smart, and funny , she must be a Jessica.

My bro just got his tires slashed last week because he cheated on his now ex girlfriend, his ex must be a Jessica because she's a savage!

She just roasted your ass, that girl is a savage, she must be a Jessica!
by SavageQueeeeen December 22, 2016
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The most fantastic woman in the world. Sexy, intelligent, and entirely irresistible . She knows she is worth it. And she is. She will embrace you for who you are and look out you. She is the best person you could possibly choose to be your friend or partner in life.

Also see: sexy, beautiful, amazing
Jessica is amazing in every way.
by GuyWhoWantsToTreatYouRight April 17, 2017
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The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile until inevitably, you'll fall head over heels in love with her. She will not admit to any of this, but it's 100% accurate!
Man, someday I will marry my Jessica... Sexy unicorn mermaid
by Ricky/Noah January 31, 2016
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