double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 15, 2003

Dicked

to get owned by someone or owning them!

i dicked camilla today lol
camilla dicked me today

by Jamie Green April 24, 2008

dickleberry

A stupid or wimpy person. Often used with "sissy" as a prefix; ie "sissy dickleberry."

Joe's being a sissy dickleberry about going out with us tonight

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

double dicker

The act of sucking your boss's and his boss's dicks at the same time in order to get ahead in the workplace.

Gary started at the same time as me and now he is my boss. The only way to explain this is that he is a double dicker.

by thedoubledicker September 16, 2016

Dicklete

The category for male genitalia when it is bellow 3 nanometers.

William's genitalia is 2 nanometers. William has a dicklete.

by TallRetardedKid February 1, 2020

Dickbean

The state of being a complete dumbass while also achieving the status of dickhead.

Yeah, especially after he called his dead mother a bitch...fuckin' dickbean.

by alexanderthegreatest June 18, 2011

big dicken

Person who thinks he out shines everyone around. The main attraction.

1. Marcus was really big dicken at the club last night.
2. I was big dicken at the club and bought out the bar.

by CB Funk September 2, 2006