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Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
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coming out of the tanning bed 

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.
It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

coming in spicy 

Phrase used to describe the emission of an unpleasant odor by an object or person. Typically used when someone is wearing too much cologne or has not showered in a while.
Sudeep, you're coming in spicy this morning.
coming in spicy by DSE777 August 17, 2014

Coming out of the table 

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.
G: Im coming out of the table!
M: Good for you.

Coding Interface 

Some people who came to make a bot. Then a person was like "Wha Hey! Why not make a channel" and the other two agreed and followed. Then Bam we made our channel after 5 months in or something like that. Went through hard times on discord, some left, some joined. But in the end result, we knew our true path. To not give up. We started posting videos again, surprisingly.
"Hey know that cool channel, {Coding Interface}?"
"Of course that is where I learn to code!"
Coding Interface by Zyphen August 17, 2018

Covington 

Covington
A miserable hell-hole on the Kentucky/Cincinnati Border. In Covington you will find junkies, alcoholics,copious amounts of drugs. This place is like a sink hole and the locals find it nearly impossible to escape. The few lucky souls that do make it out always end up back in the shit hole. Covington is purgatory.
I would rather get hit by a mack truck then spend 1 more night in Covington.
Covington by Rare form August 29, 2019

Covington 

Covington
A miserable hell-hole on the Kentucky/Cincinnati Border. In Covington you will find junkies, alcoholics,copious amounts of drugs. This place is like a sink hole and the locals find it nearly impossible to escape. The few lucky souls that do make it out always end up back in the shit hole. Covington is purgatory.
I would rather get hit by a mack truck then spend 1 more night in Covington.
Covington by Rare form August 29, 2019