choke the rabbit

act of buying marijuana; sometimes looking for marijuana to buy

I'm trying to choke the rabbit.

by T D Whit April 28, 2005

DICK CHOKE

eagerly trying to get nut to come out..lol

jesse likes to dick choke infront of his girls face..

by ISK8ANDHEADBANG April 27, 2008

Choke Off

Choking off is expected to mean beating off or sucking off...the actual meaning is yet to be discovered, although it is often misinterpreted for "joking off"

Ryan always makes fun of Randy because he likes to choke off whenever he has some spare time.

by Flaminganater February 10, 2008

Choking the turkey

feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner

Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?

Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 10, 2012

choke sucker

What you describe someone who sucks so much, they choke on their own suck.

John is the suck. He sucks so much. He is a choke sucker.

by rouLe March 12, 2008

The Chili Choke

Deposit a steaming load of feces in a woman's mouth then ram your rod down her throat. Rinse and repeat.

go to best friends mom and do the chili choke to her

by 1379, 1382, 1364 September 11, 2009

Choke a donkey

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's

The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.

by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012