Blap

THE WRONG WAY TO TYPE THE SECOND HALF charliBLAP: THE D.I.Y 🐐’s NAME

BLAP 🌍 > EVERYTHING

Former President Donald Trump:

“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?

I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*

by DEFINITELY NOT charliBLAP December 27, 2023

Barpy

Someone who says something extremely unfunny and cringey that become funny to others

That guy over there is being extremely barpy

by jaxsonmcquaid January 1, 2024

Blarata

An alternative African American rendition of a significant other or romantic partner.

Go find your own Blarata.

by redfo09 January 31, 2024

Blarbel

A feeling of deep happiness and contentment when you are doing something you love.

I felt a strong blarbel while reading my favorite book on the beach.
I always get a blarbel every time I go hiking with my dog.
The wedding was such a blarbel moment for the newlyweds.
I feel a blarbel when I help others in need.
I've been feeling a blarbel ever since I started learning to play the guitar.

by klderq December 3, 2023

blamp camp

To crash a car (preferably a foreign) from speeding or running from the law enforcement

bro i just blamp camped the AMG benz going 130.

by infamousfuture6 February 28, 2024

Blapper

Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.

Damn, ever since i shower... Just Blappers all mornin'

by FingerBangYourSister April 8, 2024

blaptize

To blaptize; Force someone or yourself or something in any animal semen.

Ex: “Yo, did you hear about how our English teacher got blaptized?”

by anonymous April 10, 2024