by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020
Get the Friend-zonedmug. This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021
Get the Bro Zonemug. The fancy new name for the War Zone in Burque. Much to the shock and dismay of Marty Chavez, changing an area's name doesn't decrease the crime rate.
by kickitbarelas August 8, 2009
Get the International Zonemug. A zone ruled by the entity that is Chuckles. Known as the 5.5th dimension, actually surpassing the Twilight Zone in strangeness. It is said if you manage to make it to the Chuckles Zone, you will have gone too insane to find your way back. Espace from the Chuckles Zone is impossible
by LibertyLippey January 10, 2011
Get the Chuckles Zonemug. A code term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the happy zone" means you are at least average or a little above. (5.5-8 inches) See also the Frankenstein Zone and the Outrageous Zone.
by GregiPop April 17, 2011
Get the Happy Zonemug. The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
Get the short zonemug. A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.
Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019
Get the kid zonedmug.