Tragicrafting

The uncontrollable urge to make "tribute" merchandise and put it on your Etsy store before the body gets cold.

"After Whitney Houston's death, I rushed to my color printer so that I could begin tragicrafting with some brand new and unique 'Whitney in Our Hearts' mugs."

by WheresTheFudge May 22, 2012

trybeard

n - a pre-man that can not grow a real beard even after months of trying

Blake: have you seen connors beard?
Shannon: lots of patches missing
Josh: who is connor?
Wayne: connor is a trybeard

by Ricardo Heinz August 26, 2016

triple single

Derogatory term coined by Charles Barkley for a statistic in basketball when a player has single-digit numbers in points, rebounds and assists. Opposing term to triple double.

Shaq: Westbrook had 8 points, 9 rebounds and 6 assists against portland last night.

Chuck: Man that's a triple single!

by statseeker November 7, 2021

trendy feek

A wannabe gangsta who ain't shite.

The pub was jammed with nothing but trendy feeks.

by Shougo March 13, 2022

Mountain Trash

Snowboarders, particularly when they are "littered" all over the mountain or ski area. When not scraping snow off the mountain you can find them taking up entire trails either waiting for their turn on a feature at the terrain park or just hanging out on the slopes.

"Dude, that trail had a ton of knuckle-draggers on it."
"Seriously, there was Mountain trash everywhere."

by dirtykurty May 7, 2012

Pussy-Trance

A Pussy-Trance happens when life is unexpectedly and sometimes terribly disrupted and/or turned upside-down, because you've become infatuated with a "She-Devil." Everything becomes secondary to this woman. She has literally become the center of your universe. Your friends and family can see it, but you are totally blinded to it, and completely hypnotized by her. This often happens to unattractive males, or guys who have the confidence of an old dog, that knows its moments away from being euthanized.

"Those Bouncers weren't paying attention, they' were all stuck in a "Pussy-Trance." He crashed his car because that jiggling, jogger, in yoga pants. put him in a "Pussy-Trance." "No dude, I'm staying home tonight. I really don't feel like getting sucked into a Pussy-Trance and spending all my money again this weekend!" Many a man has fallen victim to girls, using the magic power of the "pussy-trance," to drain their wallets and go home with someone else.

by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019

Bust a Trap

to sell "illegal" drugs to a vehicle that pulls up to your set, street, or house.

It is a trap because someone could be taking pictures or it could be an undercover or rat or setup!

I was short on cash, so I had to bust a trap.

by J MONEY WAS HERE April 15, 2009