number 2

a kiddie saying of taking a dump

alright im taking a number 2

by Urbannetwork20 March 12, 2017

Face Numbered

When being denied by face or numbers, being face numbered, or numbered in the face.

- May only be used by persons named Mike and / or Teresa.
- If used by parties not named Mike and / Teresa, said party has just been face numbered

-Mike: Haha did you see that jerkoff get face numbered when he asked to get that girls digits?
-Teresa: haha yea, he totally got numbered in his face...numbered

- Party not named Mike and/or Teresa: Haha wow someone got Face Numbered!

- Mike and/or Teresa: You just got Face Numbered by Face Numbered when trying to Number someone else Face...numbered. Asshole

by Mcingo July 6, 2011

Number five

One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Five" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include becoming a Fuckowie, becoming highly fun-loving of anything & everything and, lastly, becoming highly sexually charged (of which nothing may result because of being TDTF).

1. Check Linda out, Number Five has definitely jumped into her.

by Shyantha December 23, 2006

number slang

1. online usage of words/ numbers like "0wned" "l33t"
a) see 31337

2. possibly the most pointless usage of language ever.

i'm cool because i like to type things like "i kick 499, totally kx4509!"

by andreacky772 September 1, 2004

number 17

a sexual position in witch the woman lays on her back and puts her ankles to her head. the man then lays across her putting his penis into her "Vajayjay?" and proceding to fuck

Girl: Man i couldn't get off last night with Timmy!
Girl 2: Did you try trusty number 17?
Girl: Thats the only one i didn't try.

by vjthomas November 28, 2007

imaginary number

A number which all mathematicians can agree does not exist in math, but one which we put into equations just for the sake of argument and because it is so much fun.

"The solution to this equation is an imaginary number."
"So there is no solution?"
"Well, no, but I found it anyway."

by Sporess February 25, 2012

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004