Shannon O'Toole

She is a genius. She is extremely famous. You don't know her?
Well fuck you.

Shannon O'Toole is the coolest person alive.

by puddle of joy April 3, 2009

toolbox

more toolish than just a tool, but not quite as toolish as an entire toolshed

ur such a fucking toolbox

by kamakaze687 March 4, 2004

Tool

A guy who pops his collar, goes tanning, and wears shirts five sizes too small. Very often, they can be found sporting growing-up-Gotti haircuts with pencil thin facial hair to match. Most of these guys prefer to drive a hot car, one that equally shallow girls will swoon over. They also prefer to listen to bad music.

"Get a load of that tool over there with the pink shirt and yellow Live Strong bracelet!"

by Jonathanagan April 29, 2008

toolbar

a real douche bag

there was this total toolbar in the pub last night. i should've punched him right in the face!

by charmie September 23, 2009

tool bag

The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.

All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.

by Greekbrain December 15, 2009

tool shed

A slut (a tool being a male reprodtive organ, a shed being a place to put it.

Andrea is a toolshed

by eroc43 April 19, 2005

Tool

A little immature ginger who doesnt realize nobody likes him. He ignorrantly walks around thinking he is actually loved. These people tend to be cocky and have nothing to back them up.

people- "Harrison, lets go to the Cherokee party."

Tool- "Naw broski, thats gay. Lets go get schwayze."

People- "Harrison, lets go play basketball in alkek."

Harrison- "Naw, faggot. I wanna go slurge on adrianne."

by ral dawg April 13, 2010