Jonathanagan's definitions

Tool

A guy who pops his collar, goes tanning, and wears shirts five sizes too small. Very often, they can be found sporting growing-up-Gotti haircuts with pencil thin facial hair to match. Most of these guys prefer to drive a hot car, one that equally shallow girls will swoon over. They also prefer to listen to bad music.

"Get a load of that tool over there with the pink shirt and yellow Live Strong bracelet!"

by Jonathanagan April 29, 2008