Stretchpectation

The concept of having a set of expectations that are not required but if met, add positive weight to a person’s actions/answers. If not met, no negative weight is incurred.

Expectation: I expect the candidate to share something they learned that demonstrates their excitement about discovering new things. A stretchpectation is if the candidate includes how they shared this information with people without prompting from the interviewer.

by badvogonpoet February 27, 2024

Stretchpectation

Stretchpectation: the concept of having a set of expectations that are not required but if met, positive weight to a person’s actions/answers. If not met, no negative weight is incurred..

I expect the candidate to share something they learned that demonstrates their excitement about discovering new things. A stretchpectation is if the candidate includes how they shared this information with people without prompting from the interviewer.

by badvogonpoet March 3, 2024

Stretch Nuts

Shaggy 2 dope's alias. Stretchy nuts

All Hail Stretch Nuts!

by KasIsAss April 16, 2024

stretchmax

stretching out your penis as far as it can go and spinning it around in a circle. Preferably with a group of friends.

Yo, not again. Kaleb’s stretchmaxing. Kick him out of the function.

by stretchmaxer May 23, 2024

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)

Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!

by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024