cock smoker

a person who likes to suck cock but pretends to smoke it. so that person enjoys themself.

OMGTHEGUYISTEHCOCKSMOKIN!!21SHIFT!121@1ELEVENTY@1@121!!1!!!

or

Saifurs a cock smoker

by Endless Shadow December 20, 2003

smoker's cough

Someone who smokes alot of pole. loves the cock

Guy1: {cough cough)
Guy2: "Smoker's cough? Too much pole?"

by Luce March 15, 2003

pirate smoker

One who requisitions funds from pleasing other men in a method also known as wailing on the skin flute. Also Phillip's middle names

Phillip is a professional pirate smoker with a capital P

by Phillip December 4, 2003

Smoker

The manliest character in the entire universe of anime and manga. Yes, even manlier than Guts.
A badass marine who fights for justice and keeps the world safe from pirates on a daily basis.

He smokes two cigars at once at all times and seems to be immune to cancer. He's about as ripped as Kenshiro, minus the tiny hips. He also has a badass bike which he fuels with his own power. Who needs gas when you're a power source yourself, eh?

He's the true hero of One Piece, but that's something Oda (the author) doesn't want you to know... yet.

Man, Smoker sure kicks ass. It sucked for him when he got his weapon broken, though.

by M.. .. .. June 8, 2010

pirate smoker

A person obsessed with the male genetalia and will do anything to get his hands on one

Phillip is an extremely devout pirate smoker

by Phillip December 4, 2003

Water Smoker

Noun; a person that only/perfers smoking substance (marijuana mostly) when the smoke being inhaled has been flitered naturally through water (perculators). Such as water bongs.

Smoker 1:"Wanna smoke with us, we got hella joints and blunts"
Smoker 2:"Nah, I'm a water smoker"
Smoker 1:"Its cool dude, we are brings a water bong too"
Smoker 2: "Oh fasho, I'm in"

by Water smoker July 13, 2011

summer smoker

Someone who only smokes in the summer because the UK smoking ban forces them outside, and it is too cold in the winter.

Thomas: Hey Terry, fancy a smoke to celebrate Christmas?
Terry: Are you kidding?! Its freezing outside!
Thomas: Your such a SUMMER SMOKER.
Terry: Huh?!

by JHow April 18, 2008