shitbrick

someone stupid. head as hard as a brick. also known as hard headed.

someone doing something idiotic.

by loser September 15, 2003

shiner

what your cock is right when you pull it out of a nice cum-filled pussy

Your dad came home early and i had to climb out your sister's window with a shiner

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

shiner

A seemingly attractive woman, but when she turns around or comes closer, actually looks like a zombie. In reference to the bathroom scene in 'The Shining'

"I'm gonna holla at that girl...nevermind, it's a shiner."

by Fear and Loathing in... August 25, 2005

shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.

Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.

by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004

Shape Shifter

A common word used to describe a tin of chewing tobacco. Tins can be easily concealed under the false pretense that it is perhaps Ice Breaker Mints or some other kind of similar object. The best part is that if someone asks for a mint it is common to deny them because people are greedy and do not share mints.

Corey: Do you have you shape shifter?
John: what is that?
Corey: You know your shifting cylinder of shapes.
John: oh ya, but why do you call it that?
Corey: Because it can take on so many shapes it so easy to conceal!
John: Well i do have it indeed

by johon willaim gates September 28, 2012

shitbreak

Taking a shit in an ash tray while at work.

optional: once shitting is complete to take said shit and place in a plastic bag then put in a co-workers locker

dude, did chris take a shitbreak again?

by annony1999 February 4, 2010

shitbrick

A brick made out of human feces.

Could you please hand me another shitbrick? I'm trying to build a house.

by ÜberBot October 16, 2004