Smackadilly

A rude person; one who has no humor

Sally: Did you see Chad at the party?
Trish: No, but I saw Robby.
Sally: And?
Trish: He was being a smackadilly.

by thesilentfalcon January 3, 2011

smack my shit

When somebody disagrees with something you're doing or saying.

Lindsay....I don't think what you said to her was polite.
Kim.........Don't smack my shit.

by MomMom Kim October 16, 2013

Google Smack

Under certain circumstances, the use of the Google search engine yields many results that prove either embarassing or defaming to an individual. Usually due to some amount of personal information available freely or without restriction on the internet and not carefully filtered using a pseudonym or handle.

Rosie got Google smacked after a job interview when her prospective employer searched for her name and turned up drunk pictures of her from MySpace and archived erotic Star Trek fanfiction. Needless to say, she did not get the job.

by rbk1981 March 4, 2009

gibbs-smacked

when one smacks someone else on the back of the head like Agent Gibbs does on NCIS. Usually done to Agent DiNozzo

DiNozzo said something stupid then Gibbs gibbs-smacked him on the back of the head

by they call me fluffy March 19, 2010

smackajawea

verb - to slap someone really hard so as to render them as helpless as the Indians were against western weaponry.

noun - a very forceful slap which renders a recipient temporarily unable to fight back

Don't make me put the smackajawea on your ass!
Bitch put up a fight until she got smackajawea'd.

by Mitchigan October 24, 2007

Smack the Smurf

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

by Darakuron December 23, 2007

smack sock

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

by whoathebliss January 8, 2009