Rory the Rollin Robot

Probably the nicest guy ever. Women adore him and men want to be like him. The definition of perfection. Brings not to all

Everyone wants to be a Rory the Rollin Robot

by A20fetyip October 24, 2024

Robotic Ragdoll

Before you have sex with the female, add a small microchip on your helmet ( penis end ). Deposit the chip inside the woman ( any hole ). Using a remote control you will be able to make the microchip vibrate and wiggle sending her into a coma of sexual orgasms. If she doesn't scream like she wants it whip her aggressively for 2 hours. Try this again and if she still doesn't scream chop her legs and arms off. Try it finally and if she doesn't screams cut her head off..

She didn't scream so I sliced and diced her into small pieces.
She liked the robotic Ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends

by spunkmobile November 16, 2010

Valley Robotics Academy

A school for smart, crazy, talented people.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Only the best school around, Valley Robotics Academy!

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021

Robot Texter

A person to consistently have the same text conversations with every person on their contacts

"He's such a robot texter, I read his messages, and they are all the same, I don't feel special anymore."

by Mr.MurderMan February 4, 2018

robotical

robotic for people who are dyslexic and don’t know words xxx

like if i said to my girlfriend “robotical character u” coz she sounds like a robot

by icantread3 April 27, 2022

Robot

a total cutie

Person 1: Damn Robot is really cute isn't he
Person 2: PLEASE LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT ITS BEEN 5 DAYS

by Day Definitions January 24, 2022

ROBOT GAUNTLET

THE EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF ROBOTS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET A HUMAN BEING TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE.

I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THE ROBOT GAUNTLET I HAVE TO ENDURE WHENEVER I CALL ANY BUSINESS.

by MadmanMichael September 23, 2020