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Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
by Killentime December 28, 2010
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Daisy Pukes

Dude look at that fat chick's daisy pukes!
Ohh gross dude
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Pukerupper

The person in a group who is most likely to be the first to get sick or vomit

from drinking and/or partying.
A person that can't handle drinking much alcohol or doing large quantities of drugs and often

and easily gets nauseous and/or sick from doing so.

Not being able to keep up with your friends while out for some alcoholic beverages.
Dennis Rodman puts on a good front but the truth is he's actually the pukerupper of his crew.
Amy Winehouse is most certainly not a pukerupper she can handle her liquor like a champ.
That Andy Dick character has become the quicker pukerupper of his Hollywood clan since his

last stint in rehab for some reason.
I was the pukerupper last night at the bar, I just couldn't keep up with the big boys!
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