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magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.
I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!
by joesc September 7, 2013
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pussy poop

Verb: to give birth, to push (or poop) a baby out through the vagina
Sherice had unprotected sex and 9 months later she pussy pooped a whole ass baby which she gave up for adoption since she did not currently have the financial means to take care of a child
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certified poop nigga

the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.

a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈
“Omg did u see zak today, he’s definitely a certified poop nigga!!”
by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022
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cup a poop

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"
Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".
by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006
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poop squeeze

squeezing someone around the stomach until you can smell or feel feces in their pants.
My girlfriend talked when she should have listened at a party so I gave her a poop squeeze.
by handsometbone November 28, 2013
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poop bombs

When some Person shits in a bag and chucks it off éther a plane or a bridge on peaples heads.
by thecanadianninja September 7, 2018
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poop scoop

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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