Mountain Doo

Taking a really huge dump to learn that it all stacked on each other, creating a mountainous form.

I totally just took a mountain doo in your bathroom.

by Alteffore808 August 2, 2009

mountain dew

mountain dew is basically like redneck water.

my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water

by sqeaker June 6, 2018

Mountain Climber

When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.

My shit was a Mountain Climber

by BradKtulu May 28, 2010

Mountain Brook, AL

The Beverly Hills of Alabama. The little green city filled with rebellious crackhead teens, loaded lawyer fathers that cheat on their wives, who are crazy wine cooler-loving freaks who are obsessed with their childrens' lives, and porsche driving celebs. Huge houses and nice cars... but tons of drama. You think they're living the good life? You have no idea...

A sample situation in Mountain Brook, AL.

Emily: "Hey mom, can I spend the night at Victoria's house tonight?"

Emily's mom: "What do her parents do for a living? Do they drink? Does Victoria have any older siblings?"

Emily's dad: "Honey, I'm gone to work."
Emily's mom: "But.. it's ten at night..."

Emily's dad: "Exactly..."

by alwaysunburnt July 1, 2009

mountain lion

A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.

I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose!

by mikesword April 29, 2010

Mountain Biker Water Break

time taken when mountain biking to smoke pot

Hey Raeqwon, I'm gonna take a Mountain Biker Water Break quick.

by R0BBI3 August 20, 2008

mountain lakers

a plenty of spoiled kids who think they are top over everything and bitchin at their parents to buy everything for them. they have no life outside cuz they all grew up together in the same town and prefer to not make friends with people from around new jersey. its exactly like the movie "village". rich kids dont have to get a job in life and expect to live off of daddys and mommys money. very sad but true.

Richard: "Did you graduate from mountain lakes?"
Jennifer: "Yes, do I know you?"
Richard:" C'mon, yes we used to hang out in high school and parties"
Jennifer: "Um... no? I only know mountain lakers"
Richard: " *SMH* Get a life, I feel sorry for you"

by Truth973 June 10, 2011