michael jordan

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

by F22 August 30, 2004

Michael

An amazing, handsome, and sweet guy who you will immediately fall in love with

"I love you so much Michael"

by Olive Picker March 27, 2013

Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 23, 2006

Michael Badnarik

A libertarian Presidential candidate who espouses the views of the Libertarian Party, dedicated to reduce government spending, establishing a hard-currency system, Withdrawing from the UN and expelling them,*finally*, Eliminating the nonsensical "assault-weapons ban", Keeping the government out of marital affairs, getting out of Iraq because it's been such a mess. Basically the only party worth voting for.

I was going to vote for Bush, then I found out about the Libertarian Party, now I plan to vote for Michael Badnarik.

by Japanadan October 9, 2004

Michael

This boy is daddy and should be treated as a god. Any girl that sees Michael will want him, and any guy that sees him will want to be him. Michael is, and always will be, dad material.

"She doesn't like me. Guess I'm not a Michael."

by Keller_Slug June 5, 2018

Michael

Michael is a very good looking boy. He has a humongous dick i know because i sucked it before it taste like strawberrys. I even got pregnant with his baby at 14. Oops my parents are gonna kill me.

Michael Very attractive

by Rjakskkf October 29, 2019

Michael Jackson Maneuver

To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.

Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!

by Logan Breezy November 15, 2012