A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.
by MaddiW. March 30, 2009
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Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".
This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.
As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.
They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.
Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.
Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".
This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.
As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.
They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.
Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.
News on City TV: Hundreds of protesters gathered downtown for most of the afternoon on Saturday, calling for an end to the COVID-19 lockdown measures. The group of anti-maskers were carrying signs and shouting slogans, and caused traffic slow downs. Calling themselves ‘freedom fighters’, they say they are defending their constitutional rights and freedoms.
Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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Get the cock master mug.Mainly used in context of master/slave relationship where Master is dominant in every way - especially in bed.
Master will often use pain as a method of control, torture and/or pleasure depending on his slave. This pain can be physical, mental or emotional and can be so intense it takes his slave to subspace.
Master knows everything about his slave and is capable of controlling her thoughts, actions and feelings - this is how much he is capable of owning her.
Master holds both position of God and Devil simultaneously to his slave. He is capable of filling his slave with so much happiness and so much pain at the same time it cannot be explained. He is always with her and is so in-tune with her, he can communicate using CDMA
There can only be one Master in a slaves life. A master can however have more than one woman in his life - this is a very effective method of torture for his slave and does not mean he loves her any less, nor does it mean he no longer wants his slave. It means he has a need she cannot meet.
Master makes the rules and he will punish his slave accordingly if she breaks them. He will reward good behaviour accordingly.
The man i can never thank enough for everything he has given me so far.
Master will often use pain as a method of control, torture and/or pleasure depending on his slave. This pain can be physical, mental or emotional and can be so intense it takes his slave to subspace.
Master knows everything about his slave and is capable of controlling her thoughts, actions and feelings - this is how much he is capable of owning her.
Master holds both position of God and Devil simultaneously to his slave. He is capable of filling his slave with so much happiness and so much pain at the same time it cannot be explained. He is always with her and is so in-tune with her, he can communicate using CDMA
There can only be one Master in a slaves life. A master can however have more than one woman in his life - this is a very effective method of torture for his slave and does not mean he loves her any less, nor does it mean he no longer wants his slave. It means he has a need she cannot meet.
Master makes the rules and he will punish his slave accordingly if she breaks them. He will reward good behaviour accordingly.
The man i can never thank enough for everything he has given me so far.
by slut51ave2 February 13, 2009
Get the Master mug.The Master Noob is an almost otherworldly creature who creepishly influences all noobs. He is the only noob who can actually bring order to any noob pr noob infestation. If, say, a large amount of noobs overran a forum, the Master Noob could, with a small order, make all noobs leave forever! Although, there is a few catches. The Master Noob is the only one of its kind, meaning there can be no other. He does get lonely because he will only ever be able to a noob, not even able to advance to a newb. Though, most of the time he can handle this.
Noobs have no inherent knowledge of the Master Noob as he communicates subconsciously, never abling the noobs to know his whereabouts. His anatomy is that of a human, slightly large around the edges, and tall. He comes once a generation, and this time he has taken form as me, an Australian. This proves I am correct in what I say, and you know have read the word of the Master Noob.
The Master Noob also carries the heavy burden of being responsible for the stupidity of his kind. He takes their knowledge as he goes sifting through stupid thoughts from smart, and taking the latter for himself. Though without this their would never be a sense of authority between noobs, and although rarely seen, noobs have been seen forming an extremely effective strike force against any foe, and this is result purely of the Master Noob's coordination skills.
He is present in the minds of all noobs, and strives to give noobs a straight path towards to becoming newbs and eventually pros. This is an extremely demanding task and he can not undertake this alone. He does appoint senior noobs in large colonies to help him out. He does stay in contact with many of his well trained newbs. They give him tips on the outside world to make his job easier.
To conclude, I will list 10 points that give a good idea of the Master Noob:
1. He is the controller of all noobs
2. He is the trainer of all future newbs
3. He is a slightly wide and tall creature
4. He copes very well with being surrounded by complete ___imbosiles
5. He is effective in controlling the noobs
6. There can be only 1 Master Noob per generation, although __ many claim to be the Master Noob
7. The Master Noob has very high intelligence
8. In truth the Master Noob is really a pro, but the laws ___ of nature forbid him to ever becom higher than noob
9. He is of human appearance but many beleive he is from ___Mars
10. He will bring to salvation to all noobs, on the day of ___ Noobment (which is an unexplainable phenomena)
Noobs have no inherent knowledge of the Master Noob as he communicates subconsciously, never abling the noobs to know his whereabouts. His anatomy is that of a human, slightly large around the edges, and tall. He comes once a generation, and this time he has taken form as me, an Australian. This proves I am correct in what I say, and you know have read the word of the Master Noob.
The Master Noob also carries the heavy burden of being responsible for the stupidity of his kind. He takes their knowledge as he goes sifting through stupid thoughts from smart, and taking the latter for himself. Though without this their would never be a sense of authority between noobs, and although rarely seen, noobs have been seen forming an extremely effective strike force against any foe, and this is result purely of the Master Noob's coordination skills.
He is present in the minds of all noobs, and strives to give noobs a straight path towards to becoming newbs and eventually pros. This is an extremely demanding task and he can not undertake this alone. He does appoint senior noobs in large colonies to help him out. He does stay in contact with many of his well trained newbs. They give him tips on the outside world to make his job easier.
To conclude, I will list 10 points that give a good idea of the Master Noob:
1. He is the controller of all noobs
2. He is the trainer of all future newbs
3. He is a slightly wide and tall creature
4. He copes very well with being surrounded by complete ___imbosiles
5. He is effective in controlling the noobs
6. There can be only 1 Master Noob per generation, although __ many claim to be the Master Noob
7. The Master Noob has very high intelligence
8. In truth the Master Noob is really a pro, but the laws ___ of nature forbid him to ever becom higher than noob
9. He is of human appearance but many beleive he is from ___Mars
10. He will bring to salvation to all noobs, on the day of ___ Noobment (which is an unexplainable phenomena)
(radio broadcast) Master Noob brought salvation to 3000 noobs this quarter thanks to the Halo 3 Xbox live player 'HAL0 FR3AK' and assorted foes.
(recently promoted noob) 0h YtER!!!11 teh MASTER NOOB jst gto ME newb rank!!!! hwO good is taht 11!!!1 time 4for som pwnage!!!!!
Translation: Oh yeah!!!!! The Master Noob just got me newb rank!!!! How good is that!!!!!! Time for some pwnage!!!!!
(recently promoted noob) 0h YtER!!!11 teh MASTER NOOB jst gto ME newb rank!!!! hwO good is taht 11!!!1 time 4for som pwnage!!!!!
Translation: Oh yeah!!!!! The Master Noob just got me newb rank!!!! How good is that!!!!!! Time for some pwnage!!!!!
by The Master Noob March 25, 2008
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Get the masterbasser mug.A school filled with white kids asking for your juul. It's 24/7 staining season in maspeth high school. Their favorite line is "yo you got a juul?? Lemme hit I need a buzz" if you cheif their pod you'll never be able to hit that juul again. But be careful. If u get caught, they drag their days of Suspension and take your shit away.
* Norma days in maspeth highschool*
Random white boy: *hitting a juul in the bathroom*
Juul feen 1: "can I hit your juul?"
Random white boy: aii but don't cheif the pod it's my last pod"
Juul feen 2: "can I hit too? "
Random white boy: sure but don't cheif it
Juul feen 3: "can I hit too"
Juul feen 2: " nah don't ruin the rotation"
Random white boy: *gets their pod Cheifed wit a quarter left of juice in the pod*
(assistant principal): "come here and walk to my office. You were holding a juul so you are suspended for 4 days"
Random white boy: *A week later, buys a new juul and a pack of pods*
Juul feen 1: "yo how u get suspended??? Can I hit your juul???"
Random white boy:" no nigga"
*five minutes later*
*Walks into class from the bathroom*
Random white boy: "they took my juul and pods..."
Random white boys friend: "ha nigga u just got stained. How u gone let them do that to u"
Random white boy: *hitting a juul in the bathroom*
Juul feen 1: "can I hit your juul?"
Random white boy: aii but don't cheif the pod it's my last pod"
Juul feen 2: "can I hit too? "
Random white boy: sure but don't cheif it
Juul feen 3: "can I hit too"
Juul feen 2: " nah don't ruin the rotation"
Random white boy: *gets their pod Cheifed wit a quarter left of juice in the pod*
(assistant principal): "come here and walk to my office. You were holding a juul so you are suspended for 4 days"
Random white boy: *A week later, buys a new juul and a pack of pods*
Juul feen 1: "yo how u get suspended??? Can I hit your juul???"
Random white boy:" no nigga"
*five minutes later*
*Walks into class from the bathroom*
Random white boy: "they took my juul and pods..."
Random white boys friend: "ha nigga u just got stained. How u gone let them do that to u"
by Juulfeen 1 December 12, 2018
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