Maggie

Maggie is a mysterious girl. Urban legend has it that she attended a high school once upon a time in the 90s but no one seems to who she is.

Chicken head: who is Maggie.
Class of 1999: I don’t know!

by Mr. Poulet April 8, 2025

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Maggie is a short, evil overlord who only wants to conquer. She will attempt to walk over everyone in her path, but she will come just short of it (literally). Her trauma from being vertically challenged left her to live a vile life of greed and anger. Maggie is just a chill guy who laughs a lot, and is very interested in starting an evil empire to morph the human population to her will.

Person: Maggie just lit my village on fire
Person 1: Maggie is so short
Person: Scary Maggie

by your-biggest-hater June 11, 2025

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The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”

Go buy Video Game Maggie.

by maklunky August 3, 2023

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Maggie is someone who is more loyal to her friends than her relationships, and never apologizes for picking that way. Maggie will get mad if you don't follow what she asks of you. Maggie is not scary. Maggie likes theatre, reading, and avoiding commitment.

Hey isn't that Maggie over there reading?
Yeah, that's all she ever does

by Booga-Uga April 27, 2024

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